Arodomoners
so it has been 4 days since i got my license and i have not driven anywhere! on Saturday i spent the whole Saturday by myself because there is this whole issue with this one dude (jay?) and supposedly i flirt with his girlfriend? i have never flirted with her even though she is pretty(again i dont roll that way). he invited all my other friends so i was left home alone.
On the 14 of this month i will be going to um (how do i say this without being to gay) a photo shoot for my school prom. every year a guy and a girl from each class gets selected by Leadership class to reveal prom's theme.this definitely does raise my self esteem, however i do have a problem. through the past 3 years i have realized that the posters with the classmates in them end up with um "wee wee's" or "ying yang's" in and/or around their face area.
i know for a fact that this will happen to me. what should i do as i go down the halls? seeing myself with dicks all around my face and fluids going into my mouth? i dont want to take them because then i will seem like i get butt hurt by it.
speaking of prom its on May 1, i dont know who to ask. last year i asked this foreign exchange student from Germany who was a year older then me. we had fun but i have this huge problem where unless its grind dancing i CAN'T dance. It sucks because i have to pick a girl that wont want to A. have sex B. want to have a relationship with me afterwards and C. she is fun to be around. UGH theses are the times that try men's soul!
that kind of sucks, but you cant just say I am gay and not attracted to your girlfriend, but that happens. Just so you know those two people in the top pick are wearing formal wear in is made completely out of duct-tape, ya not fail, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteOh prom. What Its like being prom king. I will never forget. Haha.
ReplyDeleteAnyways. You should hit me up sometime dude.
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Prom are always tough for gay guys. Regarding the penises drawn around your face, you could think of it as all the guys that wish that they were with you but just had to draw their penises there instead.
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