Friday, January 1, 2010

moaning

first of all i like to say that today we r losing a fellow blogger... joey is leaving. u had some really good stories and ugly dudes. wish u the best of luck and hope u have a nice life.

on wed i went to my friends little kick back and it was fun. hitler was there but i was ignoring her the entire time untill she called me over. we played air hockey... she whiped me.

yesterday i went to this dinner with my friends. we had to dress up with slacks and a tie. i sat next BOB...and hitler. i burped in his face and he punched me in the balls, i moaned really weird in front of the waitress. it was really funny. bob did something really not gay, something no gay guy would do, he humped me while i was peeing. he also did something really weird though. when we he turned on his car he had leona lewis... is that gay or not? after that we to one of our friends house and hung out. i left like at 10 ( ik lame!). bob texted me and we talked for hours about how obsessive hitler is.

heroes starts monday! oh and i was disappointed in the "jock" on the real world. something is not right with his eyebrows... or lack there of.

3 comments:

  1. You DORK! My boys were not ugly! But I wish we had the chance to talk anyways. Have fun with your cannon. :P

    Joey
    P.S. I will be on till Monday I think

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  2. This guy sounds pretty gay lol but you never know... haha hope the stalker girl doesn't ruin you new years!

    -John

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  3. Humping you while you pee could be gay. If you two were alone he could be trying to tell you something. I don't know who Leona Lewis is, so I can't help you with that.

    Hope that you have a good New Year.

    Giving the girl chasing you the name Hitler is pretty funny. Hope that she doesn't have a Hitler mustache!

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